Funny Parrot, charming, affectionate, talkative, Of course, with a “hooked beak”, you never get bored! this sociable parrot is also a very funny companion
Funny Parrot Joke
This is the story of a magician who performed during cruises in the West Indies in a luxury liner.
As the public is renewed every fortnight, the magician allows himself to repeat the same numbers again and again, without ever renewing them. Everything would be fine for this man, if the captain’s parrot, by dint of seeing the same number repeating itself, hadn’t understood what the tricks of each of his tricks were.
Unfortunately, the parrot now allowed himself to shout in the middle of the show: “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” or even “Hey, all the cards in the game are Aces of Diamonds!” Besides the fact that the Psittacidae made the whole room laughed
with his remarks, these interruptions of divulgence had ended up making the magician furious, especially since he could do nothing against the beast since the bird belonged to the captain.
One day, while the magician was performing, the boat hits an iceberg and sinks.
The magician finds himself hanging from a wooden beam in the middle of the sea, with the parrot next to him of course.
The magician throws a hateful look at the bird which makes him feel good. Neither speaks for a day; the next day, the same; the day after, still the same.
Finally, after four days, the parrot said,
“Okay, I give up. Where is the boat?
It is a woman who, for her husband’s birthday, decides to make an original gift by offering him a parrot.
She arrives at a pet store and starts looking at the different parrots.
Looking at the price, she realizes that it was much more expensive than she imagined. But now, in a corner, she finds a pretty little parrot, with a small €20 sign.
She goes to see the manager and asks him why this parrot is so inexpensive compared to the others…
The guy replies “well listen he belonged to a brothel and every time we sell him 2 days later we bring him back because he says too much obscenity…”
She thinks that at this price, it’s worth everything the same goes, and then we can always try to teach him other words…
In short, she brings it home, all excited at the idea of offering it to her husband. So she puts it in the living room, the parrot looks around then says: “nouvooooo brothel, nouvo brothel”.
He then turns his eyes, and looking at her: “new brothel, new madam, new madam”. The woman is a little upset, but ultimately does not find it so terrible.
A few hours later, the couple’s two daughters come home from school and the parrot, looking at them, exclaims: “new brothel, new madam, new little whores…”
Well, that doesn’t worry them too much.
In the evening, here is the husband who comes home and as soon as the parrot sees him: “hooo new brothel, new madam, new little whores, but always this good old Robert”…
He’s a guy who’s had a parrot for a short time.
On the one hand, he is lucky, because his parrot is very talkative: “He won’t stop talking”.
On the other hand, he is really annoyed, because all the words that come out of the parrot’s beak are nothing but swear words and vulgarities.
One day, the man has more than enough. He grabs his parrot by the throat, shakes him very hard and yells at him:
— STOP WITH YOUR EXPLESSING.
Unfortunately, this only excite the parrot who starts to swear even more.
So the guy takes the bird and locks it in a closet.
But there again, that only annoys his parrot who throws a heap of nonsense at him.
So the guy is so pissed off that he takes the parrot and locks it in the fridge.
And there, as if by a miracle, the parrot calms down.
After a few minutes, the guy takes out his parrot from the fridge…
Calmly, the parrot climbs on his arm and says:
— I’m terribly sorry for all the inconvenience I’ve caused you.
The guy can’t believe it. Her parrot is completely transformed…
That’s when the parrot adds:
– Just to know, what had the chicken done?
The action takes place in an ordinary bar in the Parisian suburbs. Navarro shows up at the counter, he turns to the boss and asks him:
— Well listen to you right away, I would like a very black coffee, very strong, two sugars and a speculoos…
As soon as Navarro has finished his order, a parrot on its perch behind the bar adds:
— And a Coke!
— Listen, the parrot, said Navarro, you shut your mouth if you don’t want to end up stuffed… as for you Barman, I’m investigating one of your regular customers, his name is Abidbol, I’d like you to give me his mobile number, the brand of his car and the hours he spends at your bar…
And there, the parrot adds again:
– And a coke!
— Well listen to the parrot, Navarro resumed, I’ve already asked you to close it, the next time I intend to bring it back I’ll nail both wings to the walls and you won’t be less proud, when it’s up to you Barman , I would like the information I asked for and my bill too.
And there, the parrot again:
– And a Coke!
Well, then Navarro gets angry, he grabs the parrot, pulls out two nails, a hammer and he presses the parrot against the wall and nails its two wings against the wall… the bartender, terrified, gives the information to Navarro and this last out of the bar.
Then the parrot turns its head and sees above the toilet door a cross with Christ represented crucified:
— Did you also want a coke?
Bernadette’s dishwasher is broken…
She calls a repairman.
Since she had to work the next day, she told him:
— I’ll leave the key under the doormat. Fix the machine, leave the bill on the table, I’ll send you a check.
By the way, don’t worry about my dog Fido, he won’t hurt you. But whatever happens, don’t talk to the parrot! I insist, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!
When the repairman arrives at the apartment the next day, he is greeted by a huge dog who really does not look comfortable at all.
But, as Bernadette had said, the dog remained lying in his corner without worrying about the convenience store.
The parrot, on the other hand, drives him crazy. He constantly shouts, swears and calls him names.
After a while the repairman couldn’t take it anymore, he shouted: ‘Shut up
, asshole chicken!’
And the parrot responds:
— Go Fido: attack!
The teacher to his students:
— animals should not be kissed. It can communicate diseases.
– Yes sir ! My aunt often gave kisses to her parrot.
– So what ?
– He is dead.
Three brothers leave their home in Italy to settle in America.
They meet again later and discuss the gifts they were able to send to their elderly mother who remained in Italy.
The first said:
“I’ve had a big house built for my mother.”
The second said:
— I sent him a Mercedes with a driver.
The third smiled and said,
“I beat you both.” You know how much Mother loves the Bible and you also know that she can no longer see very well. So I sent him a parrot that can recite the whole Bible. It took twenty monks twelve years to teach him that. It cost me a million dollars.
A little later the mother sends letters of thanks:
— Marco, she writes to the first son, the house you made me build is too big. I only live in one room but I have to maintain the whole house.
— Angelo, writes to the second son, I am too old to travel. I stay home all the time so I never use the Mercedes. And the driver is very bored.
— Marcello wrote to her third son, you were the only one of my sons to really understand what your mother wanted. Your chicken was really delicious!
A blonde walks into a pet store. At the entrance, she sees a parrot that costs 3,000 euros.
Surprised, she asks the seller:
— Why is this parrot so expensive?
The salesman replies:
— Because this parrot can speak two languages: if you pull his right paw, he speaks French and if you pull his left paw, he speaks English.
The woman, amazed (and blonde), asks:
— And if we pull both legs?
And the parrot replies:
— I fall on the floor, idiot!!!
Funny parrot names
Clever, funny, charming, affectionate, talkative … Sure, with a “hooked beak”, you never get bored! But this very sociable bird is also a demanding companion that requires time, patience, and a lot of affection.
The acquisition of a parrot should be carefully considered. This intelligent and sensitive bird requires a lot of attention, otherwise, it will frequently develop behavioral problems.
Without forgetting that this charming bird has a powerful voice, a huge potential for destruction, a character not always easy, and, above all, an impressive life expectancy: 30 to 80 years, or even more depending on the species!
Macaw, Amazon, cockatoo, or African gray?
While these species have roughly the same requirements in terms of space, food, and care, they differ in their character and behavior.
Thus, cockatoos are particularly attached and dependent on their master, to the point of sometimes being exclusive. Amazons are extroverted and noisy by nature.
Hypersensitive, African grey parrot sometimes plucks their feathers at the slightest stress and can be biting. Finally, macaws have a reputation for being calm and affectionate, but they can also be loud and aggressive.
In addition, their price varies according to the species (and the breeder!), And if they are raised by hand (EAM) or by their parents (EPP).
Funny parrot facts
Sociable bird par excellence, the parrot needs a stimulating environment and interactions with its entourage: verbal exchanges, caresses, and games …
It is necessary to devote several hours a day to it, to let it leave its cage under surveillance, and to renew its toys to keep him occupied and stimulate its neurons.
Its rectangular cage must be large enough for it to flap its wings, with horizontal bars to be able to climb and a tamper-evident closure system: Coco is very good at picking locks!
Funny parrots talking
As attractive as the idea of having a talking parrot, it should in no way constitute a purchasing criterion. Even in species known to be talkative, not all birds have the same skills and some will never speak.
If an African grey parrot, champion of speech, has decided not to say a word, nothing and no one can make him change his mind! But do not be disappointed if your parrot sulks the language of men: he will surely charm you in many other ways!
